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I’m All Alone: Bill in the Dominican Part I

March 18, 2013

He’s gone.  He left me.  I’m all alone.  Alone, and hungry.  Bill has deserted me.  Colleen has stolen Bill and gallivanted off to the Dominican leaving me to fend for myself.  Previously this was never a problem, nor would it have caused me to raise an eyebrow, but things have changed.  It wasn’t until this moment that I realized how dependent we’ve become on each other.  What started off as a cool idea has transformed into a new way of living.

With Bill being gone I’ve reverted into survival mode living on canned goods that have been sitting in our pantry, cereal, and any last pieces of fruit or vegetables that I can find in the bowels of our refrigerator.  Cooking For Bill has seen better days, but I suppose since I’m not actually cooking for Bill I may get a pass here.  Regardless, I’ll leave you with this sad visual of the can of beans I had for dinner.

Until next time.

To read Bill’s side of the story, click here.

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